You do anything at all and get away with it.
It's not so fair to us, not so fair.
You do it every time you see, not so fair to him or me.
No one is around.

You don't know what to do, what to say, or where to go.
And you'll find that it's something deep inside.
You'll get away with it because your name is Chuck.

You'll see that I am not a toy that you can run with and play with and do what you want.
That's not how it is.